It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up."
This Dog Quote From: P. G. Wodehouse

"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky."
This Dog Quote From: Proverb

"I have no dog, but it must be
Somewhere there's one belongs to me---
A little chap with wagging tail,
And dark brown eyes that never quail,
But look you through, and through, and through,
With love unspeakable and true."
This Dog Quote From: John Kendrick Bangs
'Foothills of Parnassus'

"Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors."
This Dog Quote From: Benjamin Cheever

"Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies."
This Dog Quote From: Jonathan Swift
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"If you're very wealthy, you ride to hounds; if you're very poor, you go to the dogs."
This Dog Quote From: Anonymous

"It ought to be realized by all dog owners that obesity shortens a dog's life quite considerably, a life which is much too short anyhow."
This Dog Quote From: Konrad Lorenz

"It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
This Dog Quote From: Anonymous

"Lots of people have a rug
Very few have a Pug."
This Dog Quote From: E. B. White
'Fashions in Dogs'

"The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by."
This Dog Quote From: Southern Folk Saying

"His was the Collie heritage---the stark need for comradeship coupled with the unconscious craving to be owned by man and to give his devotion to man, his god."
This Dog Quote From: Albert Payson Terhune
'Fox!'

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
This Dog Quote From: Bonnie Wilcox
'Old Dogs, Old Friends'

"My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator."
This Dog Quote From: Lamartine

"Men cannot think like dogs . . . (there exists) a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead."
This Dog Quote From: Cory Ford
'Every Dog Should Have a Man'

"I can train any dog in five minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."
This Dog Quote From: Barbara Woodhouse